HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen harassing a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the service. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden quickly escalated the situation. Wi